"I never wanted kids, me. I just wanted one of those big American fridges, the really big ones. But I thought it’d be ridiculous to get one of those, it’s just me and my partner there, with, like, a lasagne and a lemon rolling round in it. So I thought, ‘better have some kids, fill it up with yoghurt.’"
Sean Lock (‘8 Out Of 10 Cats’: Series 12 Episode 4)